dirkraft's bits and pieces

Some of these are scare-marked experimental as exceptionally so, but really who are we kidding: All my projects are experimental.

OSS that works where ε is arbitrarily large

gist:console_table.py
Formats tabular output to fit a console. Resizes columns automaddingly.
gist:ConsoleTable.scala
Predecessor to the python version above (so, fewer options), in Scala.
github:GetURI
"Fixes" URISyntaxException when you must have java.net.URI
github:ash
SSH to AWS EC2 instances more easily (Golang).
github:dropwizard-file-assets
In Dropwizard, just serve files directly from the file system.
github:nightmare-server experimental
PoC to wrap nightmare.js into a Docker container as a service.
github:gradle-plantuml-plugin experimental
Gradle plugin to render PlantUml markup into image files.
github:ScalaImpatient-AnswersAndNotes
Reference workbook when I was learning Scala the first time.
One is always learning Scala for it cannot be learned.
github:jersey-bootstrap
Reference Jersey 1.x project where things work this is from before Dropwizard figured out a lot of this stuff for us.

Browser apps call me systems programmer (notrly)

jstack.html 🎉
Formats jstack traces.
Useful in tracking down those pesky non-daemon 👼 threads preventing JVM shutdown.
localStorage.html
Some of my browser apps use localStorage which can behave funny if it gets full. I don't find it funny.
Manage it for dirkraft.github.io at the link (or open up your dev tools and do it yourself 🙆‍).
http://echo.dirkraft.com/ experimental
Echoes your HTTP request back to you. Maybe you want to check your visible headers or sth.
Runs free (for me) on a Heroku teeny tiny dyno.
Source: github:httpecho

Scriptlets you can fix the internet

I use tampermonkey to haxor web sites with these scripts.

GitHub Issue Link Title (GHILT)
Adds titles to issue links on GitHub. Set it up with a personal access token.
e.g. #123 becomes: [#123 such-and-such times out]

OSS from my BlackLocus days not out of the goodness of my heart

github:rds-echo
Automation helper through the full lifecycle of AWS RDS snapshot restorations.
github:metrics-cloudwatch
Forwards codahale/dropwizard metrics into AWS CloudWatch.
anvil.blacklocus.com
URL-shareable CloudWatch charts. Made before CloudWatch dashboards. Saves your charts to your own S3 bucket.
Source: github:anvil
github:json-encoder
Logback logger which writes out JSON instead of formatted text.

Closed source projects if you only knew

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